pissing

A male friend of mine is laid up in bed poorly with flu..and yes its the real thing not 'man flu' so being the good considerate friend that i am yesterday i made up some casseroles and a roast to take over to him. Whilst there i needed a pee so promptly went to the bathroom, sat down and ffs i sat in piss! Now everyone has their little quirks for some women its the toilet seat being left up (which i can just about tolerate) but piss on the toilet seat really fucking winds me up. I mean i know i havent got a dick but surely its not difficult to aim the damn thing into a toilet and not all over the seat so some poor cow sits in it..not nice..and i let him know this with a tirade of lectures on what a dirty bastard he is.

On walking up the road muttering to myself and also feeling slightly guilty that the poor bastard is ill in bed and there i am laying into him about how to pee correctly especially considering i like being pissed on! but then thinking about it i like using wooden spoons to stir my cake mix etc but i dont like them being hit on my ass so in my mind its completely different.

So this got me to thinking about piss, and i love it when my Master pisses on me im still not sure about drinking it although i do when im told too which tends to be mostly everytime he pisses on me anyway. I dont find it humiliating but then i suppose its all down to the context its done in and when we do watersports its always done in a positive way, although once he made me drink a glass of my own pee as a punishment and i didnt like that one bit..but i wouldnt have liked it regardless of what context it was done in.

Thinking of drinking pee, once a few months back we was out walking back from having dinner out and we got to a secluded field which also has a footpath through it, anyway it was late and dark and i needed a pee as did Master, i went first (and i dont like being watched when im peeing so thankfully it was dark). So there i am on my knees in field drinking his piss..and we were being watched by someone walking a dog! Omg i was mortified and couldnt walk out of the field quick enough, Master found it quite amusing i remember being quite parinoid and hoping that they thought i was just giving him a blowjob...not that this would make my mortification any less.
But after calming down and we was well away from field i could see the funny side and also i must say it was also damn hot..no not the weather, but being there in the open on knees drinking his piss and the thought of being observed for who knows how long that person was standing there well what a turn on. And it was the first time i had managed to drink a fair bit without stopping, i didnt quite manage the whole lot but if i must say so myself i did damn well, and i did say to Master that for some strange reason i found it easier as we was outside rather than when usually its something we do in the bath...i think perhaps possibly its because when in the bath i do prefer to be pissed on rather than pissed in!